Storybook Blocks - Sayings Expansion Pack: 300 Funny Saying Strips for Decoupage Blocks & Ornaments

Storybook Blocks Sayings - 300 brand-new funny typewriter saying strips to cut out and glue onto your decoupage blocks, ornaments and crafts. Snarky, office and personality sayings, 100 of each.

The joke is what sells the block. Pair any character with any saying - "Bold of you to assume I'm listening." "This meeting could have been an email." "Chaos in a cardigan." - and you have a little piece people stop and laugh at.

AN EXPANSION PACK FOR STORYBOOK BLOCKS
Already have Storybook Elves, Snowmen or Winter Birds? Every saying here is NEW - none repeat the sayings in those packs - so your collection grows to over 400. The strips also work on their own on any block, ornament round, tin, card or junk journal page.

WHAT'S INSIDE

• 100 SNARKY sayings: "My filter is out of order." "Nice is on back order." "I said what I said."
• 100 OFFICE sayings: meetings, mute buttons, inboxes, Mondays, small-business owners, retirees, teachers and more.
• 100 PERSONALITY sayings: introverts, overthinkers, night owls, crafters, cat people, plant people, bookworms.

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE

• 3 PDFs sized for 3.5 inch blocks (a square cut from a 2x4, or a 4x4 post) - one each for Snarky, Office and Personality
• 3 PDFs sized for 5.5 inch blocks (2x6) - the same 300 sayings in larger type
• Black typewriter type on white strips, with a thin gray cut line around every strip
• Longer sayings are split into two or three short strips that stack, so they fit small pieces too - even 3 inch ornament rounds

Artwork is NOT included - this pack is the sayings only. The characters in the photos are from the Storybook Blocks packs and the Primitive Christmas Ornament Circles, sold separately in my shop.

HOW TO USE
Print on regular paper, cardstock or rice paper. Cut out the strips, arrange them across the bottom of your block or ornament, and glue down with decoupage medium. Seal with a coat or two on top.

PERFECT FOR
Wood blocks, craft fair and market makers, coworker and retirement gifts, ornaments, gift tags, tins and boxes, cards and junk journals.

HOW IT WORKS
This is a DIGITAL download - no physical item will be shipped. After purchase, your download link arrives by email and on the order page. The 6 PDFs come in one .zip file - right-click it and choose "Extract All."

USAGE
For personal & small-business commercial use - make and sell finished blocks and crafts. Do not resell or redistribute the files themselves.

ABOUT THE ARTWORK
The artwork in this listing was created using AI image generation tools, then selected, refined and prepared for print by me.

Thank you for supporting Squirrel & Bee Home!