Funny Christmas Clipart 40 PNG Die Cuts Retro 1950s Holiday Humor Junk Journal
Christmas Gone Wrong - 40 retro holiday disasters, rendered in glorious 1950s greeting-card style.
Every Christmas clipart set is sweet. This one is honest.
The tree is too tall and bent against the ceiling. The cat is asleep INSIDE the branches. Santa has passed out in the armchair with the eggnog tipped over and the toy sack still at his feet. The dog has opened every present looking for the bone-shaped one, which is the only one still wrapped. And somebody is serving a magnificently burnt turkey with a completely untroubled smile.
That smile is the whole joke. Mid-century advertising art was relentlessly cheerful, so everyone in these scenes is having a perfectly lovely time while it all falls apart around them.
WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE
- 40 PNG files with transparent backgrounds
- 300 DPI, print-quality resolution
- Every piece carries a clean cream die-cut border, so it reads as a cut sticker rather than a crop
- A 7-sheet printable cut-apart PDF, with generous spacing so you can actually get scissors between the pieces
- Pieces print at roughly 3 to 4 inches
- Commercial use included
- Instant digital download
WHAT'S IN IT
Crying on Santa's lap. The cat and the toppled tree. Santa asleep after the eggnog. The dog and the bone-shaped present. The too-tall tree. Tangled lights. Some assembly required at 2am. The burnt turkey. A toddler eating an ornament. The star that won't sit straight. The cat asleep in the tree. A dog in antlers, deeply unimpressed. Grandma asleep with her paper crown askew. The untouched jelly mold. Unwrapping socks. The deflated lawn snowman. Fruitcake as a doorstop. A gift receipt on the bow. A child buried in wrapping paper. Burnt cookies. The ladder sliding off the roof. The tree that dropped every needle. Two children and one present. Ornaments batted off one by one. The blown fuse. A gift wrapped catastrophically. Asleep in the cookie dough. Tinsel trailing from a guilty mouth. The split stocking. The melted snowman. The family photo going wrong. The re-gifted present. The collapsed gingerbread house. One gift too many for the car. A child up inside the tree. The empty cookie plate. And more.
PERFECT FOR
Junk journals, scrapbook layouts, Christmas cards, gift tags, planner pages, stickers, collage and mixed media, party printables, sublimation, print on demand, and anyone whose Christmas looks more like this than the catalog.
HOW IT WORKS
This is a DIGITAL download - no physical item will be shipped. After purchase, open the Thank You PDF included with your order - it has your download link and step-by-step instructions. If they arrive as a .zip, right-click and choose "Extract All."
USAGE
For personal & small-business commercial use. Do not resell or redistribute the files themselves.
Colors vary slightly between screens and printers.
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